sometimes i forget that you have the power to crush me, i think you do too

Spending my anniversarry with two cats and whole load of virgins on halo
woo isn’t my life great

Due to the fact that this one is no longer accurate im changing blogs ahhahahaha

I hate the people on tumblr who write over the top sex stories.
I also hate how all these little girls love it up.
It’s fucking dumb, yes sex is great. but to all you people who love these blogs 

GO AND HAVE IT WITH A REAL LIFE BOY NOT SOME INTERNET FUCKTARD WITH  THESAURUS

ANY dude who spends 9 hours a day writing about all the sex he has had, Is A very lonely homosexual that can’t face the facts yet

sorry to any stupid females who read that blog i have offended… i recommend you unfollow me, im not your style